Tees
Red Hey Pat Tee
Red Hey Pat Tee
Red McAfee Hospitality Quote Tee
Red McAfee Hospitality Quote Tee
White McAfee Hospitality Quote Tee
White McAfee Hospitality Quote Tee
Red McAfee Hospitality Tee
Red McAfee Hospitality Tee
White McAfee Hospitality Tee
White McAfee Hospitality Tee
Tee Details
Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple Tee. This is the gold standard in 100% cotton T-shirts.
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend)
- 4.2 oz, soft and light
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed
- Retail fit — a bit roomier than a fitted tee
- Printed to order in the USA
Size chart
Inches, measured flat. Measurements may vary by up to 2".
| Size | Length | Width (flat) | Fits chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16.5 | 31–34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34–37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38–41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42–45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50–53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54–57 |
Hoodies
Red Hey Pat Hoodie
Red Hey Pat Hoodie
Red McAfee Hospitality Quote Hoodie
Red McAfee Hospitality Quote Hoodie
White McAfee Hospitality Quote Hoodie
White McAfee Hospitality Quote Hoodie
Red McAfee Hospitality Hoodie
Red McAfee Hospitality Hoodie
White McAfee Hospitality Hoodie
White McAfee Hospitality Hoodie
Hoodie Details
Cotton Heritage M2580 Premium Pullover Hoodie. Premium, all-around hoodie for warmth without too much weight.
- 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester (Carbon Grey 55/45), 100% cotton face
- 8.5 oz fleece
- Front pouch pocket, flat drawstrings, 3-panel hood
- Runs small — size up if you're between sizes
- Printed to order in the USA
Size chart
Runs small — if you're between sizes, size up. Inches, measured flat. Measurements may vary by up to 2".
| Size | Length | Width (flat) | Fits chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26 | 19 | 34–37 |
| S | 27 | 20 | 38–41 |
| M | 28 | 21 | 42–45 |
| L | 29 | 23 | 46–49 |
| XL | 30 | 25 | 50–53 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26½ | 54–57 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 | 58–62 |
Hats
Red & Black Uncomfortable Snapback Hat
Red & Black Uncomfortable Snapback Hat
Black, Red & White Uncomfortable Snapback Hat
Black, Red & White Uncomfortable Snapback Hat
Red Uncomfortable Low-Profile Cap
Red Uncomfortable Low-Profile Cap
White Uncomfortable Low-Profile Cap
White Uncomfortable Low-Profile Cap
Black & White McAfee Hospitality Trucker Hat
Black & White McAfee Hospitality Trucker Hat
White McAfee Hospitality Trucker Hat
White McAfee Hospitality Trucker Hat
Natural & Red McAfee Hospitality 5-Panel Cap
Natural & Red McAfee Hospitality 5-Panel Cap
Black McAfee Hospitality 5-Panel Cap
Black McAfee Hospitality 5-Panel Cap
White McAfee Hospitality Bucket Hat
White McAfee Hospitality Bucket Hat
Hat Details
Embroidered, not printed. The quote is stitched on every hat.
- Snapback: Otto Cap 6-panel pro-style, flat bill, adjustable snap closure
- Ball Cap: Otto Cap low-profile, curved bill, adjustable strap
- Trucker Hat: Yupoong 6606 retro trucker, mesh back, adjustable snap closure
- 5-Panel Cap: Otto Cap 5-panel, mid-profile, adjustable snap closure
- Bucket Hat: Big Accessories BX003, 100% cotton twill, sewn eyelets, one size fits most
Heads up: hats ship separately from tees and hoodies, and standard shipping only. Express isn't offered by our hat makers because of the embroidery.
Family on 3!
Utes Fam - we're giving you heavily discounted Standard Shipping: $2.50 for your first item, flat $5.00 for two items, and FREE shipping for 3 or more items!
Standard Shipping takes 5–8 business days to deliver. Express takes 1–3 business days once it ships (available on orders of one or two tees or one hoodie; hats ship standard only).
Questions
Where can I get the Pat McAfee Utah shirt?
Right here, Utes Fam. Every Pat McAfee Utah shirt, hoodie and hat we make lives on this one page: the “I didn't enjoy Utah” tees and hoodies (with the 8–0 or without it), the “Hey Pat, put your shirt on!” Pat McAfee shirt and hoodie, and the “I made Pat McAfee uncomfortable” hats. Pat McAfee hates me? Probably. Wear it anyway. Go Utes!
Does Pat McAfee hate Utah?
Pat McAfee hates me? If you're a Ute, probably. After ESPN College GameDay came to Rice-Eccles, the students made Pat McAfee uncomfortable, and he said he didn't enjoy Utah and hoped he'd never have to come back. So we made shirts. The “I didn't enjoy Utah” tees and hoodies, the “Hey Pat, put your shirt on!” Pat McAfee shirt and the “I made Pat McAfee uncomfortable” hats are all right here. Go Utes!
How long does shipping take?
Every item is made to order: printing or embroidery takes 2–5 business days, then it ships. Standard Shipping: 5–8 business days to deliver. Express: 1–3 business days to deliver once it ships. Express is available on shipments of one or two tees or one hoodie per order.
Hats ship separately from tees and hoodies, standard shipping only.
How does shipping work?
We've cut our shipping costs to help out our fellow Utes! For standard shipping, your first item costs a flat $2.50 (usually $5.07), two items cost a flat $5.00 (usually $7.27), and three or more items in an order get shipped for free, on us! Go Utes!
Express is available for a discount as well, but is limited in quantity. For one or two tees, or a single hoodie, Express will cost you $10.39, which is up to about 20% lower than normal. Unfortunately, we cannot currently offer express shipping on more than 2 tees or more than 1 hoodie per order (or orders with tee + hoodie combinations). You MUST enter a phone number during checkout so our shipping carrier can reach you if needed.
Hats count toward your Utes Fam Standard Shipping (three or more items ship free, hats included), but they ship separately from tees and hoodies and are standard shipping only. Express isn't offered by our hat makers because of the embroidery, and Express isn't available on any order that includes a hat.
How do the sizes run?
Tees are a normal retail fit, a bit roomier than a fitted tee. Hoodies run a little small, so size up if you're between sizes. 2XL and up cost a bit more because they cost us more to make.
What did Pat McAfee say about Utah?
After Utah hosted ANOTHER awesome ESPN GameDay, McAfee got his feelbads hurt because some college students dared do some light ribbing about him on social media. He said he didn't enjoy his time in Utah and hoped he never had to come back. We think he needs some thicker skin. Rocking this gear might help him with that. Or maybe it will just break him? Whatever. We Utes have a long history of proudly wearing the other side's words. Just ask anyone who owns a "Max Hall Hates Me" shirt.
Who's Knowing Look?
Just like you, we're proud members of the Utes Fam, and we're stoked about this amazing season that's unfolding. When we're not at RES, we're busy growing our fledgling store, adding t-shirts and apparel for people who get the inside jokes and obscure music, movie and pop culture references. This one is for all those that proudly declare: I am a Utah Man, sir! While you're here, have a look around the rest of the shop to see our growing collection of merch and if you find something you like, get it in that shopping cart!