Dead Milkmen Tee
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About this Design: This Dead Milkmen tee is the Bitchin' Camaro shirt, the car and the title in full attitude. Wear it on the bus. Wear it in your Camaro. Wear it wherever.
Knowing Look Size Guide
Knowing Look Premium T-Shirt Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
Dead Milkmen Tee design reference background & notes
- The band
- The Dead Milkmen, Philadelphia, formed 1983
- The song
- "Bitchin' Camaro," 1985, from the album Big Lizard in My Backyard
- The famous part
- the spoken intro about the car from the Bahamas, and "I ran over my neighbors"
- The band
- Rodney Anonymous, Joe Jack Talcum, Dave Blood and Dean Clean, which are their actual names. Just kidding
- The label
- Restless Records; the album cost next to nothing and sold for years
- Also from them
- "Punk Rock Girl," their MTV hit from 1988
- This shirt
- the car, the title, the whole attitude
What is "Bitchin' Camaro" about?
A rich kid, his Camaro and a summer of doing damage, told as a joke at the expense of So Cal rich kid culture. The Milkmen were college-radio smart alecks and this was their calling card.
Was the "Bitchin' Camaro" intro scripted?
No. Rodney and Joe Jack made it up in the studio, two guys talking over a bass line about a car and the Bahamas, and the tape was rolling.
Why do people still say it like valley dudes?
Because the song so perfectly captured the sentiment that forty years later, whether at car shows, in parking lots, or just riding down the street in a bus, it's impossible not to say the words "bitchin' Camaro" in a normal voice.
PRODUCT FEATURES
Fabric
100% cotton, pre-shrunk.
Sport Grey is 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Ash Grey is 99% / 1%. Heather colors are 50% cotton / 50% polyester.
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²).
Fit and build
Classic unisex fit. Relaxed through the body, not boxy.
Tubular fabric, open-end yarn.
Taped neck and shoulders. Double seam at the sleeves and bottom hem.
Printed directly onto the shirt with water-based inks that soak into the cotton fibers rather than sitting on top.
The print stays soft and flexible, does not crack, and holds fine detail and full color.
Non-toxic, vegan inks; the process uses no wastewater.
Care and sizing
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
True to size. Check the Size Guide before ordering: no returns or exchanges for size.
Sizes S to 2XL.
Product F.A.Q.
How do you keep prices so low? Is this just more low-quality crap?
There’s no doubt: the interwebs are lousy with $8 tees printed on cellophane from the same place that makes everything Temu sells. Ours are 100% pre-shrunk cotton (a few colors, like Sport Grey and the heathers, are cotton/poly blends), and midweight – a solid 5.0–5.3 oz, which means they’re sturdy, soft, comfortable, and don’t feel like you’re wearing a box on one hand - or the scratchy tissue from the box on the other. Think of these as the classic tee: relaxed through the body, but not boxy, getting better with each wash. But no, it’s not a $105 designer tee to wear on the red carpet, ya prima donna.
Our secret for keeping prices low? Simple: We’re not robber barons. We’re a small company trying to do something cool. We have to make a living but we don’t have to make a killing, so we keep our margins really thin, our marketing and operations smart but inexpensive, and hope you’ll join us for the ride.
How do I make my T-Shirt last as long as possible?
Time to let your OCD shine, my friend! With every, single wash, flip that baby inside out, use cold water regardless of the shirt color, and tumble dry slow and low. Or ignore it all and throw it in with all your other stuff (we know you’re gonna). What do we care? We’re not your mom. But just so you know, she says that if you want the print to stay crisp longer, the inside-out thing is the way to go. She also says, “Hi.”
Can I return or exchange my order?
That's a no go, friend. Limited Time Pricing makes it impossible for us to make this one work (every tee is printed to order just for you, so there's no rack of spares to swap it for, and a shirt coming back is a shirt nobody else can buy). Unfortunately, we don't accept returns or exchanges for size or preference. Please, for the love of all that's holy and unholy, use the Size Guide before ordering.
What if my item has a defect?
That would suck and be rare - but it happens. If there's a manufacturing defect or misprint, email us within 5 days of delivery with a photo. We'll replace or refund it.
Can I change or cancel my order after purchase?
Sorry, Charlie. Once you click that buy button, Pandora down in fulfillment ain't never gonna get everything back in the box. But for real, we can't change or cancel your order once you've submitted it. Double-check everything before you checkout. Have you checked our Size Guide?
How long does shipping take?
Most orders arrive 3–8 business days after processing (which takes about 1-3 days). During holidays, allow us some additional time, just in case. But real talk, most of the time, you'll get the goods in 4-5 days. Just don't be disappointed if it's more than that.
What's with your sizing? Are your products unisex?
Yes...for now. To keep prices low, this is how we make it work. The great news though is we pick apparel that fits comfortably on everyone. You just have to size it right. Which means, and we know you've had to hear it a few times now but some people still ain't listening: Check 👏 the 👏 Size 👏 Guide on each product page.
