Jarts Survivors Club T-Shirt

Jarts Lawn Darts T-Shirt design reference background & notes

What they were: Jarts, foot-long lawn darts with tips made of 4 inches of solid steel ending at a point. The perfect family game!
The maker: the Jarts company of Fort Edward, New York
The ancestor: the Roman plumbata, a weighted throwing dart. So, a weapon
The numbers: about 6,100 emergency-room visits from 1978 to 1988, most of them children
The ban: December 1988, when the U.S. government pulled them from sale and left every family with nothing to play but Uno and Hungry Hungry Hippos
This shirt: your favorite club logo...if you kept both eyes

Why were lawn darts banned?

Despite the jokes, those things were, unsurprisingly dang-er-ous: Between 1978 and 1988, lawn darts sent an estimated 6,100 people to hospital emergency rooms, with over 80% of the victims being children under 15.

Can you still buy Jarts?

Not new, not legally, in the United States. The safety commission asks people not to use or resell the old sets either. The ones in a garage are a collectible and a liability at the same time, which sums up the 1970s to 1980s.

Why is it a "survivors club"?

Because an entire generation was handed a steel spike and told to throw it high in the air toward their siblings, and most of us walked away. Membership is automatic for anyone that ever played as a child. Dues were paid in successful dodges.

PRODUCT FEATURES

Fabric

100% cotton, pre-shrunk.

Sport Grey is 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Ash Grey is 99% / 1%. Heather colors are 50% cotton / 50% polyester.

Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²).

Fit and build

Classic unisex fit. Relaxed through the body, not boxy.

Tubular fabric, open-end yarn.

Taped neck and shoulders. Double seam at the sleeves and bottom hem.

Print

Printed directly onto the shirt with water-based inks that soak into the cotton fibers rather than sitting on top.

The print stays soft and flexible, does not crack, and holds fine detail and full color.

Non-toxic, vegan inks; the process uses no wastewater.

Care and sizing

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.

True to size. Check the Size Guide before ordering: no returns or exchanges for size.

Sizes S to 2XL.

Product F.A.Q.

How do you keep prices so low? Is this just more low-quality crap?

There’s no doubt: the interwebs are lousy with $8 tees printed on cellophane from the same place that makes everything Temu sells. Ours are 100% pre-shrunk cotton (a few colors, like Sport Grey and the heathers, are cotton/poly blends), and midweight – a solid 5.0–5.3 oz, which means they’re sturdy, soft, comfortable, and don’t feel like you’re wearing a box on one hand - or the scratchy tissue from the box on the other. Think of these as the classic tee: relaxed through the body, but not boxy, getting better with each wash. But no, it’s not a $105 designer tee to wear on the red carpet, ya prima donna.

Our secret for keeping prices low? Simple: We’re not robber barons. We’re a small company trying to do something cool. We have to make a living but we don’t have to make a killing, so we keep our margins really thin, our marketing and operations smart but inexpensive, and hope you’ll join us for the ride.

How do I make my T-Shirt last as long as possible?

Time to let your OCD shine, my friend! With every, single wash, flip that baby inside out, use cold water regardless of the shirt color, and tumble dry slow and low. Or ignore it all and throw it in with all your other stuff (we know you’re gonna). What do we care? We’re not your mom. But just so you know, she says that if you want the print to stay crisp longer, the inside-out thing is the way to go. She also says, “Hi.”

Can I return or exchange my order?

That's a no go, friend. Limited Time Pricing makes it impossible for us to make this one work (every tee is printed to order just for you, so there's no rack of spares to swap it for, and a shirt coming back is a shirt nobody else can buy). Unfortunately, we don't accept returns or exchanges for size or preference. Please, for the love of all that's holy and unholy, use the Size Guide before ordering.

What if my item has a defect?

That would suck and be rare - but it happens. If there's a manufacturing defect or misprint, email us within 5 days of delivery with a photo. We'll replace or refund it.

Can I change or cancel my order after purchase?

Sorry, Charlie. Once you click that buy button, Pandora down in fulfillment ain't never gonna get everything back in the box. But for real, we can't change or cancel your order once you've submitted it. Double-check everything before you checkout. Have you checked our Size Guide?

How long does shipping take?

Most orders arrive 3–8 business days after processing (which takes about 1-3 days). During holidays, allow us some additional time, just in case. But real talk, most of the time, you'll get the goods in 4-5 days. Just don't be disappointed if it's more than that.

What's with your sizing? Are your products unisex?

Yes...for now. To keep prices low, this is how we make it work. The great news though is we pick apparel that fits comfortably on everyone. You just have to size it right. Which means, and we know you've had to hear it a few times now but some people still ain't listening: Check 👏 the 👏 Size 👏 Guide on each product page.