{"product_id":"better-off-dead-i-want-my-two-dollars-paperboy-tee","title":"Better Off with Two Dollars — Better Off Dead 'I want my two dollars' paperboy tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Four weeks, twenty papers. That's two dollars plus tip...Didn't ask for a dime. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eTwo dollars.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout this Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e This Better Off Dead tee is the I want my two dollars shirt: the paperboy's switchblade comb, the line, and K2 all featured and distressed like 1985. Pay the kid, already.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Knowing Look Apparel","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48983598432511,"sku":"2921023_11546","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48983598465279,"sku":"2921023_11547","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48983598498047,"sku":"2921023_11548","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48983598530815,"sku":"2921023_11549","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48983598563583,"sku":"2921023_11550","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48983598596351,"sku":"2921023_11561","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48983598629119,"sku":"2921023_11562","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48983598661887,"sku":"2921023_11563","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48983598694655,"sku":"2921023_11564","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48983598727423,"sku":"2921023_11565","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":48983598760191,"sku":"2921023_15837","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":48983598792959,"sku":"2921023_15838","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":48983598825727,"sku":"2921023_15839","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":48983598858495,"sku":"2921023_15840","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":48983598891263,"sku":"2921023_15841","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turf Green \/ S","offer_id":48983598924031,"sku":"2921023_21667","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turf Green \/ M","offer_id":48983598956799,"sku":"2921023_21668","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turf Green \/ L","offer_id":48983598989567,"sku":"2921023_21669","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turf Green \/ XL","offer_id":48983599022335,"sku":"2921023_21670","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turf Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48983599055103,"sku":"2921023_21671","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ S","offer_id":48983599087871,"sku":"2921023_21659","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ M","offer_id":48983599120639,"sku":"2921023_21660","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ L","offer_id":48983599153407,"sku":"2921023_21661","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ XL","offer_id":48983599186175,"sku":"2921023_21662","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 2XL","offer_id":48983599218943,"sku":"2921023_21663","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":48983599251711,"sku":"2921023_15831","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":48983599284479,"sku":"2921023_15832","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":48983599317247,"sku":"2921023_15833","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":48983599350015,"sku":"2921023_15834","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48983599382783,"sku":"2921023_15835","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":48983599415551,"sku":"2921023_15867","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":48983599448319,"sku":"2921023_15868","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":48983599481087,"sku":"2921023_15869","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":48983599513855,"sku":"2921023_15870","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48983599546623,"sku":"2921023_15871","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ S","offer_id":48983599579391,"sku":"2921023_21683","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ M","offer_id":48983599612159,"sku":"2921023_21684","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ L","offer_id":48983599644927,"sku":"2921023_21685","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48983599677695,"sku":"2921023_21686","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48983599710463,"sku":"2921023_21687","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown Savana \/ S","offer_id":48983599743231,"sku":"2921023_15807","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown Savana \/ M","offer_id":48983599775999,"sku":"2921023_15808","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown Savana \/ L","offer_id":48983599808767,"sku":"2921023_15809","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown Savana \/ XL","offer_id":48983599841535,"sku":"2921023_15810","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown Savana \/ 2XL","offer_id":48983599874303,"sku":"2921023_15811","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":48983599907071,"sku":"2921023_14981","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":48983599939839,"sku":"2921023_14982","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":48983599972607,"sku":"2921023_14983","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":48983600005375,"sku":"2921023_14984","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":48983600038143,"sku":"2921023_14985","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":48983600070911,"sku":"2921023_11556","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":48983600103679,"sku":"2921023_11557","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":48983600136447,"sku":"2921023_11558","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":48983600169215,"sku":"2921023_11559","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":48983600201983,"sku":"2921023_11560","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow Haze \/ S","offer_id":48983600234751,"sku":"2921023_21675","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow Haze \/ M","offer_id":48983600267519,"sku":"2921023_21676","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow Haze \/ L","offer_id":48983600300287,"sku":"2921023_21677","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow Haze \/ XL","offer_id":48983600333055,"sku":"2921023_21678","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow Haze \/ 2XL","offer_id":48983600365823,"sku":"2921023_21679","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":48983600398591,"sku":"2921023_15861","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":48983600431359,"sku":"2921023_15862","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":48983600464127,"sku":"2921023_15863","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":48983600496895,"sku":"2921023_15864","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":48983600529663,"sku":"2921023_15865","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48983600562431,"sku":"2921023_11576","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48983600595199,"sku":"2921023_11577","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48983600627967,"sku":"2921023_11578","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48983600660735,"sku":"2921023_11579","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48983600693503,"sku":"2921023_11580","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/6121\/9071\/files\/Better_Off_Dead_Tshirt_Model_2d741135-7614-412a-9759-d81f0a4c3884.png?v=1787193766","url":"https:\/\/knowinglookapparel.com\/products\/better-off-dead-i-want-my-two-dollars-paperboy-tee","provider":"Knowing Look Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}